_Mastino_

I'm your average 21 year old guy. Love to hang out with friends sometimes drink one to many but always with great endings. And everybody calls me masitnos thats ok but it's the biggest typo i ever regret. Well on the other hand it's good for some change and I can still work in secret so the society of good won't find me. When I hear the austin powers tune my pinky immediatly goes to my mouth thats how evil I am. Yes I know I'm a REAL badass. Outside all of this heat I like to cuddle with puppies and have long walks just to relax my mind. Wait what am I doing this is no dating site. Further on so I killed over 124000 cows in gigavoltz to get antimatter and did it in record speed. My partner in crime Lycor shall always smash you. So now you know a little bit of me ooh and before I forget ever want an entertaining conversation just ask me anything random! Ok I really got to go now since I see a light flashing out the window and I think the Russians are spying on me from the ISS. Cya!